Can you use a fire detector to make hamburgers or french fries?

Me and my friend are starving and are craving slinky's, but people said those would kill us if we ate them, so we want hamburgers, but my mom said we couldn't use the stove, microwave, grill, or toaster. Then I looked up and saw the fire detector and got the idea to make hamburgers with the fire detector. Is this going to work. Will I be able to make hamburgers with a fire detector